Larry the Bum Bird

Once upon a time there was a bird named Larry. Now Larry was a bum bird who just wanted to party so he would go to bird nests and get drunk on bird seeds. One day Larry hooked up with this hottie dove named Tina. Tina was a bad bird who would go out and start fights with other birds and squirrels. But Larry fell in love with her and wanted to have bird babies with her. One day after they had made love Tina confessed to Larry that she had Parkinson’s disease and then Larry had to raise the baby on his own. It was extremely sad and once Tina died the baby egg hatched and Larry became a single father. This is why you don’t meet random birds and hook up with them at parties. The end.