Katie the Hurricane

Once upon a time there was a hurricane named Katie.  Katie was a hurricane who would fly around Kansas at speeds of 10-20mph, and was really wimpy.  She was always teased by the other hurricanes and sometimes even tornadoes.  One day, Katie decided she would grow bigger so she moved down south to the Gulf of Mexico and sucked up a lot of water.  In fact, she sucked up so much water that she took in all the oil from the oil spill and became an oil infested hurricane!  Katie returned to Kansas, and rained and poured and made Kansas an oil treasure mine, where many people decided to go get oil from the lands.  Katie ended up growing up and living a happy life from doing all this and eventually ended when hurricane season was over.  This is why you always go down south to get lots of water to make yourself stronger if you’re a hurricane!  The end.

Lari and Baylee’s Banana Phone

the confrontation...

Once upon a time there were these 2 ice cream cones named Lari and Baylee walking down the beach holding their banana phones that cost a $1000 monopoly dollars because of how crazy the fad was in this candyland world.  One day a mean oreo stuffed cookie named Burtha, came along and begged Lari if she could use her phone because she was in a sticky situation.  Burtha turned out to be a mean ghetto cookie and stole Lari and Baylee’s banana phones, and had evil hench oreos that beat up and stole their expensive banana phones.  But because Lari and Baylee were so awesome and so strong, they were able to defend themselves and not get crushed by the evil pack of oreo stuffed cookies.  The moral of this story is to never let oreo stuffed cookies touch your banana phones.  The end.

Tiffany the Granola Bar

Once upon time there was a granola bar named Tiffany being sold in Fole Whoods. Tiffany had come in a box with 11 siblings and was sold for a retail price of $10.99. One day a thief came into the store and stole Tiffany away from her family and smushed her inside his pocket. Tiffany became handicapped and was quite sad that her life had made this unfortunate turn of events. Because she was deformed, she would often have a hard time mingling with the other healthy snacks in the neighborhood due to the fact that she wasn’t as beautiful looking as many others. A couple weeks later, she was found by a 2nd grader on the playground and was eaten and loved. The moral of the story is, even after a few weeks, organic healthy food is still good to eat, even if it looks kinda dirty and funky! The end.